This is the terrifying and gruesome tale of being ejected from a speeding boat in the middle of a cold and freezing abyss, in the Iron-stained reaches of northern Minnesota. Lake Vermilion is a man-eater, and this was a day that changed lives, my friends. And not only did it change my life, but the lives of every person to whom I relate this story. So do be warned.
My friend Chuck King, a.k.a. Spacefuzz, stopped by the ebong fake offices in Karlsruhe about 5 years ago and we recorded a couple of his songs and a few covers too. He was palying a 30 year old guitar of god knows what origin. And with it, he rocked. I give you a cover of Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast. Bow down.
This is a classic situation. The one who's more drunk, trying to tell the one that's not as drunk that they can't go anywhere because they drink too much.
This is a biker rally of some kind at the old Hanson Marina on Clear Lake. The fireworks show on the way out was great. The scene on the inside was hilarious.
This is a cheeseburger made out of my hair. The backing music is Stevie Wonder's Part Time Lover. If that song wasn't made for this, may god strike me down with a large bottle of mustard.
![The Mecca of Cheap Drinkin\](http://img.youtube.com/vi/dAfF32mB6J8/2.jpg "The Mecca of Cheap Drinkin\")
